thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

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tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

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dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn

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gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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